May 23, 2026
Outside sand discovery
He learned he could use the outside sand as a litter box for the bathroom.
★ 003 — Field notes
Recent updates.
October 03, 2024
He learned the fridge opens
Counter-surveillance now required. The cheese drawer is no longer safe.
February 22, 2023
Snow day reaction
Sniffed it once. Walked back inside. Stared accusingly through the window for 40 minutes.
June 14, 2023
New blanket review
★★★★★ — 'Acceptable. Now mine.'
December 24, 2022
Tree, attempted
Two ornaments down. A new family tradition is born.