★ 002 — Timeline

Milestones & firsts.

1. Day 1

   Hid in the bathroom

   Hid for 6 hours.

2. Week 2

   First purr

   Unlocked. Has not stopped since.

3. Month 3

   Conquering Duck

   angry grandma duck

4. Month 6

   First vet visit

   Survived. Plotting revenge.

5. Year 1

   Birthday

   Received a cardboard box. Ignored the toy inside.

6. Year 2

   Mastered the zoomies

   Average 3 a.m. lap time: 4.2 seconds.

7. Year 3

   Co-authored an email

   'dkkkkkkkkkk;;;;;' — Salem, via keyboard.

8. May 23, 2026

   Outside sand discovery

   He learned he could use the outside sand as a litter box for the bathroom.