October 03, 2024
He learned the fridge opens
Counter-surveillance now required. The cheese drawer is no longer safe.




Naps, ankle ambushes and the occasional 3 a.m. opera from Salem the cat. One loaf, four paws, and a century of cartoon attitude.
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★ 001 — Dossier
Salem arrived on a Tuesday and immediately claimed the highest bookshelf as a throne. He communicates in slow blinks, ankle ambushes, and the occasional 3 a.m. opera. He is fluent in nap.
This site exists because one phone full of photos was not enough.
★ 002 — Timeline
Day 1
Hid for 6 hours.
Week 2
Unlocked. Has not stopped since.
Month 3
Top shelf claimed. Permanent residency.
Month 6
Survived. Plotting revenge.
Year 1
Received a cardboard box. Ignored the toy inside.
Year 2
Average 3 a.m. lap time: 4.2 seconds.
Year 3
'dkkkkkkkkkk;;;;;' — Salem, via keyboard.
★ 003 — Field notes
October 03, 2024
Counter-surveillance now required. The cheese drawer is no longer safe.
February 22, 2023
Sniffed it once. Walked back inside. Stared accusingly through the window for 40 minutes.
June 14, 2023
★★★★★ — 'Acceptable. Now mine.'
December 24, 2022
Two ornaments down. A new family tradition is born.
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★ 005 — Inner circle

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